'I have done that,' says my memory. 'I cannot have done that' ‑ says my pride, and remains adamant. At last ‑ memory yields.
probablythe cutest thing I’ve seen all day.
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
You’re out of the quartet.
im a grill
our next 44 presidents should be women
Your next 44 presidents should be people who can responsibly lead your country with minimal fuck ups regardless of gender
i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies
fuck you charmin i didnt ask
I told my 13 year old sister I’m gay today.
Her response: “Yeah, I know it’s kind of obvious. I don’t care, be with who you want to be with. As long as I can go to Taco Bell with you and your lady friend.”
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